It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Women's T-Shirt restaurant A large red apple with

A large red apple with a white highlight contains a green anthropomorphic worm with a smirking human face smoking a cigarette

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Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI-" followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW

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Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SUMBITCH" in bold capital letters

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Women's T-Shirt restaurant A large red apple withBilly Ray Valentine dropping life advice nobody asked for, proving street philosophy peaks right around late November. Thanksgiving dinner hits different when the jive turkey at the table is you. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "It Ain't Cool Being No" on the first line, "Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line, and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line, all centered in a weathered screen print style. Fit &