Call Me Antisocial But Please Don't Call Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White The "With Enough Caffeine

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Call Me Antisocial But Please Don't Call Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White The "With Enough CaffeineCall me antisocial. But please, don't actually call me. Text if you must, wait three to five business days for a reply, and know that it's not personal. It's policy. This antisocial mug states the communication preferences clearly. The phone rings, the eyebrow raises, the voicemail handles it. Who this is for: The introvert whose ringer has been off since 2019 The gift for the friend who panics at unknown numbers Anyone needing a don't call me mug as